Deadly PJs

 

Q: Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?
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Its because....
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Monday is a Weak Day....
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Q: Which is the safest way to see a shark?
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Ans: On Television....
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A FANTASTIC PJ:
Q: What would Baby Corn say To Mom Corn?
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Guess plz....
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He'll ask:
"Where is Pop Corn?"

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Q: What is the full form of CNBC ???
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It means....
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Cartoon Network for Business Community !!

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Q: Do u know what is the meaning of PYAR?
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Some friends sitting on the table in a BAR.....
& saying.....
"P - YAAR"

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Q1) What is it that RAM can do but RAVAN cant?
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A: Wear a T-SHIRT.


Q2) What is it that RAVAN can do but RAM cant?
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A: Group discussion when he is alone.

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Q: Why did Ram Gopal Varma made 'Phoonk'?
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ANS:
Uski Picchli 'AAG' ko bujhaane ke liye....

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Q: What do u call a 800 year old Hanuman Temple???
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Guess???
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Give it a shot....
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MARUTI 800!!!

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Dharam Paaji subscribed to Hutch. But the hutch network did not follow him.
Why?
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Bcoz the Dog was afraid,
'Kutte! Main tera khoon pee jaunga.'

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Q: Agar Bengali ka phone kat jaaye, to woh kya kahega?
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Socho....
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Kol-Kata.....

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Q: Dada Kondake opened a Bank in the memory of his Mother's Grandmother
i.e. Great Grandmother.
What did he name the bank?
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Think!
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"I CHI I CHI I" Bank.

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Q: Ek Kaana Ladka kisi ladki ko propose kare to kaunsa song gaayega?
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Ek NAZAR se bhi pyar hota hai, Maine suna hai....

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Bear this PJ !!
Q: What is the difference between Paneer Masala and Paneer 'Tikka' Masala??
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Think!
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Think!
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Simple!
The Latter is Vaccinated...!!

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Q: Why does the BAA of "Kyunki Saas bhi Kabhi Bahu thi" never die?
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Coz God Never Dies....
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BAA 'KHUDA' TUMHI HO!

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Q: If Bill Gate's mother gets bored, What will u call her?
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Take a Guess....
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MOTHER-BOARD!

 

Funny Marriage Dialog

 

Before Marriage - - -

Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

Girl: Do you want me to leave?

Boy: NO! Don't even think about it.

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Of course! Over and over!

Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?

Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?

Girl: Will you kiss me?

Boy: Every chance I get!

Girl: Will you hit me?

Boy: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

Girl: Can I trust you?

Boy: Yes.

Girl: Darling!

 

After marriage - - - simply read from bottom to top

 

 

 

 

 

Paris Auto Exhibition Pics

Waiting for Delhi Auto expo pics :)

Speech of Chatur/Silencer's speech in 3 idiots

Adarniya sabhapati mahodaya ...atithi vishesh shikshan mantri shri R D tripati [tripathi] ji ..maanyaniya shikshagan aur mere piyaaare [pyare] sahpatiyo [sahapathiyon] ...aaj agar I.C.E aasmaan ki bulaaandiyo [bulandiyon] ko chhu raahaa [raha] hai ..to uska shreya sirrf [sirf] ekinsaan [ek insaan] ko jaataahai [jata hai] shri veerusahastra buddhe ..give him a a big hand ..he is a great guy really ..
Peechle buttis saal se inhone nirantar is college mein balatkar [balaatkaar ] pe balatkar kiye ..umeed hai aagey bee [bhi] karte rahege [rahenge] ..hamine to aashcharya hota hai ki ek insaan apne jeevan kaal mein itni balatkar kaisi kar sakta hai ...inhone kadi tapaasya se apne aapko is kaabil bunaya [banaya] hai ..waqt ka sahi upyog ghante ka purna istemaal koi inse seeke [seekhe] ..seeke inse seeke ....aaj hum sab chaatra yaha hai ..kal desh videsh mein fail [faael] jayenge ..waadaa hai aapse jis desh mein honge waha balatkar karenge I.C.E ka naam roshan karenge ...dika [dikha] denge sabko jo balatkar Karne ki shamtaa yaha ke chaatro mein hai wo sansaar ke kisi chaatro mein nahiii ....No other chaatra No other chaatra

Adarniya mantraji namashkar aapne is sansthaan ko wo chees di jiski hamein sakht zaroorat thi ...sstunn ..stunn hota sabi [sab hi] ke paas hai ..sab chupa ke rakte hai ..detaa koi nai ...aapne apna stun is balatkari purush ke haat mein diya hai...ab dekiye yeh kaisa iska upyog karta hai

* Utamamm dadh dhadhattt padam........
madhyam padam thuchuk thuchuk........
khanishtham thudthudiiiy padam........
sursuria pran khatkam..!!!!

2010 wallpapers

 

BACHCHE MAN KE SACHCHE

To,
The Principel
Govarment School, Patiyala,
Panjab.

Sir,
Gal E Hai Ki School wich hun Dil nai Lagda, Te Ratta Nu neend nai Aaandi Kyuki School wich kudiya Ghat rahi hai, Te Saddi Class wich ek vi ni hai, jo hai wo bhi Inni mariyal hai ki dekhan nu ji nai karda, te nakhare Asmaan varge. Madam vi koi enni khas patakha nai hai ji.
Kuch nai te 4-5 kam walian hi rakh lawo. Tainnu Bahut Dhanyawadi Howange.

Your Faithfully
All  4th standard Students
 
 
 

Arrested for laughing

This is from an actual trial in the UK, A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus.

When She Noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on Account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her third move he burst out laughing, She had him arrested.

Then the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted in such a manner.

His reply was: When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement, which read 'Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins'.

I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement, which read: 'William's Stick Did The Trick'.

Then I could not control myself any longer when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident.'

The case was dismissed!