Friday, April 16, 2010

WHY DOGS BITE PEOPLE..

 

 

 

 
 

 

 
 

 

 
 

 

 
 

 

 
    

 

 

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L&T Infotech, Mysore.

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Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Yoga for Eyes

As English saying goes "Every coin has two sides". A progress in technology is one side, the effects are the other side. As we always look forward only progress and neglects the effect causing us ill health.
In the present sedentary occupations, westernized life style, odd working timings, all round pollution and physical and mental stress & strain have become part of our lives due to highly competitive present day world. As we are all well aware, computers have become part and parcel of every ones life right from tiny tots to the aged. Which is causing various health problems like back pain, insomnia, B.P, gastric problems etc. Of all the health issues eye problems like Computer vision syndrome, refractive errors etc. with symptoms like eye pain, burning, itching, blurred vision are most common in all the computer users irrespective of age and gender.

SARVENDRIYANAM NAYANAM PRADHANAM

The marvelous creation of nature is human body. Among the entire different body organs eye is known as most complex organ. Its amazing to know that the small organ involves so many other body parts to complete the function.


When we look for remedy prevention is better than cure

Here comes Yoga the ancient tool for the modern problems.

Tam yogamithi manyathe sthiram indriyadaranam …… khato upanisah

According to khato Upanishad Yoga is to gain mastery on senses.

The very unique Technique to Protect, Strengthen and to de sensitize your eyes is Tratakka, one of the great Kriya (cleansing techniques). The practice of Trataka includes preparatory exercise; strengthen the eye muscles,
three different types of gazing i.e focusing, intensive focusing and de focusing helps in movement of lens etc.,
the different types of palming (Relaxation technique) to eyes helps to release deep rooted stress and strain.
Benefits: the practice of trataka not only helps to release stress & strain but also helps in correcting refraction errors, squint eye etc. helps to have bright and radiant eyes. Improves concentration, will power and determination etc. people with insomenia, long sight and short sight.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Evolution of a Software Engineer

Evolution of A software Engineer (programmer)
High School/Jr.High

10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20 END

OUTPUT: Hello World


First year in College

program Hello (input, output)
begin
writeln ('Hello World')
end.

OUTPUT: Hello World

Senior year in College
(define hello
(print
(cons 'Hello (list 'World))))

OUTPUT: Hello World


New professional
#include <stdio.h>
void main(void)
{
char *message[] = {"Hello ", "World"};
int i;

for(i = 0; i < 2; ++i)
printf("%s", message[i]);
printf("\n");
}

OUTPUT: Hello World


Seasoned professional
#include <iostream.h>
#include <string.h>

class string
{
private:
int size;
char *ptr;

public:
string() : size(0), ptr(new char('\0')) {}

string(const string &s) : size( s.size)
{
ptr = new char[size + 1];
strcpy(ptr, s.ptr);
}

~string()
{
delete [] ptr;
}

friend ostream &operator <<(ostream &, const string &);
string &operator=(const char *);
};

ostream &operator<<(ostream &stream, const string &s)
{
return(stream << s.ptr );
}

string &string::operator=(const char *chrs)
{
if (this != &chrs)
{
delete [] ptr;
size = strlen(chrs);
ptr = new char[size + 1];
strcpy(ptr, chrs);
}
return(*this);
}

int main()
{
string str;

str = "Hello World";
cout << str << endl;

return(0);
}

OUTPUT: Hello World


Master Programmer
[
uuid(2573F8F4-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
]
library LHello
{
// bring in the master library
importlib("actimp.tlb");
importlib("actexp.tlb");

// bring in my interfaces
#include "pshlo.idl"

[
uuid(2573F8F5-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
]
cotype THello
{
interface IHello;
interface IPersistFile;
};
};

[
exe,
uuid(2573F890-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
]
module CHelloLib
{

// some code related header files
importheader(< windows.h>);
importheader(< ole2.h>);
importheader(< except.hxx>);
importheader(" pshlo.h");
importheader(" shlo.hxx");
importheader(" mycls.hxx");

// needed typelibs
importlib("actimp.tlb");
importlib(" actexp..tlb");
importlib("thlo.tlb");

[
uuid(2573F891-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820),
aggregatable
]
coclass CHello
{
cotype THello;
};
};

#include "ipfix.hxx "

extern HANDLE hEvent;

class CHello : public CHelloBase
{
public:
IPFIX(CLSID_CHello);

CHello(IUnknown *pUnk);
~CHello();

HRESULT __stdcall PrintSz(LPWSTR pwszString);

private:
static int cObjRef;
};

#include < windows.h >
#include < ole2.h >
#include < stdio.h>
#include < stdlib.h>
#include " thlo.h"
#include " pshlo.h"
#include " shlo.hxx "
#include " mycls.hxx"

int CHello::cObjRef = 0;

CHello::CHello(IUnknown *pUnk) : CHelloBase(pUnk)
{
cObjRef++;
return;
}

HRESULT __stdcall CHello::PrintSz(LPWSTR pwszString)
{
printf("%ws\n", pwszString);
return(ResultFromScode(S_OK));
}

CHello::~CHello(void)
{

// when the object count goes to zero, stop the server
cObjRef--;
if( cObjRef == 0 )
PulseEvent(hEvent);

return;
}

#include <windows.h>
#include < ole2.h>
#include "pshlo.h"
#include "shlo.hxx"
#include "mycls.hxx"

HANDLE hEvent;

int _cdecl main(
int argc,
char * argv[]
) {
ULONG ulRef;
DWORD dwRegistration;
CHelloCF *pCF = new CHelloCF();

hEvent = CreateEvent(NULL, FALSE, FALSE, NULL);

// Initialize the OLE libraries
CoInitializeEx(NULL, COINIT_MULTITHREADED);

CoRegisterClassObject(CLSID_CHello, pCF, CLSCTX_LOCAL_SERVER,
REGCLS_MULTIPLEUSE, &dwRegistration);

// wait on an event to stop
WaitForSingleObject(hEvent, INFINITE);

// revoke and release the class object
CoRevokeClassObject(dwRegistration);
ulRef = pCF->Release();

// Tell OLE we are going away.
CoUninitialize();

return(0);
}

extern CLSID CLSID_CHello;
extern UUID LIBID_CHelloLib;

CLSID CLSID_CHello = { _/* 2573F891-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820 */
0x2573F891,
0xCFEE,
0x101A,
{ 0x9A, 0x9F, 0x00, 0xAA, 0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20 }
};

UUID LIBID_CHelloLib = { _/* 2573F890-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820 */
0x2573F890,
0xCFEE,
0x101A,
{ 0x9A, 0x9F, 0x00, 0xAA, 0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20 }
};

#include <windows.h >
#include < ole2.h >
#include < stdlib.h>
#include < string.h>
#include < stdio.h>
#include " pshlo.h"
#include "shlo.hxx "
#include " clsid.h"

int _cdecl main(
int argc,
char * argv[]
) {
HRESULT hRslt;
IHello *pHello;
ULONG ulCnt;
IMoniker * pmk;
WCHAR wcsT[_MAX_PATH];
WCHAR wcsPath[2 * _MAX_PATH];

// get object path
wcsPath[0] = '\0';
wcsT[0] = '\0';
if( argc > 1) {
mbstowcs(wcsPath, argv[1], strlen(argv[1]) + 1);
wcsupr(wcsPath);
}
else {
fprintf(stderr, "Object path must be specified\n");
return(1);
}

// get print string
if(argc > 2)
mbstowcs(wcsT, argv[2], strlen(argv[2]) + 1);
else
wcscpy(wcsT, L"Hello World");

printf("Linking to object %ws\n", wcsPath);
printf("Text String %ws\n", wcsT);

// Initialize the OLE libraries
hRslt = CoInitializeEx(NULL, COINIT_MULTITHREADED);

if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt)) {

hRslt = CreateFileMoniker(wcsPath, &pmk);
if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt))
hRslt = BindMoniker(pmk, 0, IID_IHello, (void **)&pHello);

if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt)) {

// print a string out
pHello->PrintSz(wcsT);

Sleep(2000);
ulCnt = pHello->Release();
}
else
printf("Failure to connect, status: %lx", hRslt);

// Tell OLE we are going away.
CoUninitialize();
}

return(0);
}


OUTPUT: Hello World
:O

Friday, April 2, 2010

Mukesh Ambani may attempt for Suicide (Neeta Ambani Vijay Malya picture)

Negotiation skills of Nescafe manager

The top marketing director of Nescafe manager to arrange a

meeting with the Pope at the Vatican.

After receiving the Papal blessing, the Nescafe official

whispers, 'Your Eminence, I have some business to discuss. We at

Nescafe have an offer for you. Nescafe is prepared to donate $100

million to the church. If you change the Lord's Prayer from 'give us

this day our daily bread' to 'give us this day our daily coffee'."


The Pope looks outraged and thunders, "That is impossible. The

Prayer is the word of the Lord, It must not be changed. " Well," says

the Nescafe man somewhat chastened, "We anticipated your reluctance.

For this reason, and the importance of the Lord's Prayer to all

Catholics, we will increase our offer to $300 million. All we require

is that you change the Lord's Prayer from 'Give us this day our daily

bread' to Give us this day our daily coffee'."


Again, even more sternly, the Pope replies, "That, my son is

impossible. For the prayer is the word of the Lord and it must not be

changed."


Finally, the Nescafe director says, "Your Holiness, we at Nescafe

respect your adherence to your faith, we realize that tradition is

essential to your beliefs, we fully understand the importance of the

word of the Lord ............. ....but we do have one final offer.

Please discuss it with your cardinals. We will donate $500 million to

the great Catholic church if you would only change the Lord's Prayer

from 'Give us this day our daily bread' to 'give us this day our daily

coffee'. Please, please consider it."



And he leaves. The next day the Pope convenes the College of

Cardinals. "There is some Good news," he announces, "and some

bad news


...... The good news is, he continues to a hushed assembly, ' that

the Church will get $ 500 million."


"And what is the bad news, your Holiness?" asks a Cardinal.

"Sadly" says the Pope,.

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....



We would have to lose the Britannia Account...... ..........
......................and take on with the Nestle!

NEW CID PJ and shayari's

1)
A for apple B for banana...
A for apple B for banana...
.
.
.
ACP PRADYUMAN ne kaha: kuch bhi ho jaye daya,goli mat chalana...

2)
MAN U main khelata hai ROONEY
wah wah
MAN U main khelata hai ROONEY
.
.
.
ACP PRADYUMAN ne kaha: Akhir chahta kya hai khuni
3)
hamare dil mein hain aap ke liye chahat
gaur farmaiye
hamare dil mein hai aap ke liye chahat
CID ke bad 11baje aata hai AAHAT
4)
Charo aur IPL ki dhoom hai..
wah wah . .
wah wah..
Charo aur IPL ki dhoom hai
.
.
ACP Pradyuman kehta hai "Daya ye Atmahatya nahi Khun Hain "..
5)
Agar tyre ghumega to gadi b zarur hilegi
.
Agar tyre ghumega to gadi b zarur hilegi
.
.
.
ACP Pradyuman ne kaha tumne khun kiya hai saza to tumhe zarur milegi.. :D
6)
Mumbai jana hai mumbai jaoo..
Delhi jana hain delhi jaoo... . . . . . .
.
.
.
Abhijeet sheher main jitne bhi dealers hain subka pata lagaao.. :D :D
7)
Bachchon ne CID dekha to maa bahot chillayi....
.
.
Bachchon ne CID dekha to maa bahot chillayi....
.
.
.
Ye baat jaankar "kuch to gadbad hay !" bolke ACP ne apni ungli hilayi !!!!
:p
8)
CID dekhne ka alag hi ehsaas hai...
wah wah.....
CID dekhne ka alag hi ehsaas hai...
.
.
.
"Daya kaatil yahi kahi aas paas hai"!!!
9)
Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,
.
.
Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,
.
.
.
ACP bola'Muzhe pehle se tumpe shaq tha..'
10)
Dil pagal hai pyar me tere paro......
.
.
Dil pagal hai pyar me tere paro......
.
.
.
ACP bola "Fredricks ghar ka kona kona chan maro...........
11)
KKR ka worst player is Laxmi ratan shukla,
.
.
KKR ka worst player is Laxmi ratan shukla.
.
.
.
Sir, Hamara Shaq sahi nikla!
12)
Shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai,
.
.
shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai..
.
.
.
Oh my god sir, ye to mar chuka hai!
13)
Humare aangan mein bhi ek chota saa phool khilega..
.
.
Humare aangan mein bhi ek chota saa phool khilega..
.
.
.
Daya sabut dhundho yahi kahi milega!
14)
Tide ke istemaal se sab safed ho jaega
.
.
Tide ke istemaal se sab safed ho jaega
.
.
.
.
Daya ne kaha,"Ek lagau to sab yaad aa jayega.."
15)
Kato gholo aur lagao....
Kato gholo aur lagao....
Waah...Waah...
Kato gholo aur lagao....
Kato gholo aur lagao....
.
.
.
Acp ne kaha,"Daya ye no kiska he jaldi se pata lagao...."
16)
Agle Vasant Mein Yeh Kali Jaroor Khilegi....
.
.
Agle Vasant Mein Yeh Kali Jaroor Khilegi....
.
.
.
.
Daya, Khuni Ko Us K Kartuton Ki Saja Jaroor Milegi..!!!!!
17)
chamche pe chamcha
spoon pe spoon
.
.
wah wah
.
.
chamche pe chamcha
spoon pe spoon
.
.
.
abhijeet dekho ho rahe hai
khoon pe khoon
18)
paani se khelo,aag se na khelo.....
.
.
paani se khelo,aag se na khelo.....
.
.
.
Daya,zara in sab ke fingerprints to lelo.........~!!!!!!!!!!
19)
Fredricks ke sar pe 50000 ka loan hai....
.
.
Fredricks ke sar pe 50000 ka loan hai......
.
.
.
Abhijeet pata karo yeh CID wali shayari banata kaun hai !!

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