Delhiwalas ! awesome

 2 all d dilliwallahs :) n 2 d othr not so
 dilliwallahas ....
 not surprisingly i relate 2 quite a lot of these
 :)

  
 Cheers

  
 Do you
 relate to any of these ?
  
  
 You
 know you are from Delhi when...........…

 .....................you drink only on
 Monday, Wednesday, and Thursday to Sunday
 evenings. And try not drinking on
 Tuesday



 ....................treating a friend means - Daaru Shaaru
 te kebab shabbab.


 ..................even in the most posh colonies, you hear,
 "Aloo le lo !!!, Bhindi le lo !!!! Pyaaz le lo !!!!,
 Tamatar le lo"



 ..............And you hear women asking the vegetable
 vendor "Bhaiya dhaniya hari mirchi nahi diya!"
 [Even with Half a kilo Carrot - Dhania & Hari Mirch is
 expected free

 ..... ..........a place to meet is Mocha, (CCD), Barista,
 Hookah 


 ................you use the word "setting" or
 "jugad" at-least once a day.

 ............... you have not visited either of
 - Qutub Minar, Red Fort, and Lotus Temple . It
 is for tourists .

 ...............You ride on the cycle
 rickshaw - haggle over the price but still pity
 rickshaw wallas' condition and give him what he asked.

 ..................You glare at people who call Gol-Guppas-
 Pani Puri!

 ................. you always ask the vendor "Bhaiya
 yeh Gol-Guppe Aate ki hai ya Sooji ke?"

 .................You have been to a wedding at
 a Mehrauli farmhouse at least once.

 ..................you understand all important words in
 Punjabi & Punjabi "helping verbs" like Teri
 maa di, Teri bahen di... oye madar ... oye bahen.....Almost
 every Delhiite

                      
 understands Punjabi to an extent. PUNJABI unites everyone.


 ...............You call the waiter in the restaurant
 "boss" or "Pappey" & tack on
 "yaar"/ "bhai" to almost every
 sentence.

 .................you know that Pappey Da Dhaba or Kakkey Da
 Hotel has better butter chicken than Taj. You've at
 least tried it once! And you see a BMW, a Porsche OR a


                       
 Mercedes parked outside it!

 ................You describe practically every other person
 on the planet as "Vella". ('Idle' or
 Nikamma in Punjabi)



 ...................You see Middle Aged Aunties wearing
 Gucci shades and holding LV
 bags having Gol-Gappas in GK or Bhelpuri in South Ex
 along with Diet Coke !

 .................you call every stranger 'Bhaiya'



 .................You refer to East Delhi as
 "Jamuna Paar".

 ................You refer to AIIMS as Medical.

 .............pretty girls as Totta, Maal or Bamb (Punjabi
 for Bomb)



 ............aashiq mizaz boys as Majnu di Aulad !

 ....................You don’t buy tickets for a music
 concert or cricket match, but try to use
 political contacts .. of the deputy secretary of the chief
 secretary of the Minister.



 .................You overtake everyone from the wrong side
 and stare into his/her eyes while doing so.

 .......................... ..you have at least two cars and
 a motorcycle at home 

 .........................and you have fought atleast once
 every month with neighbors over parking....



 ..........you park your Car and take an auto to Lajpat
 Nagar/Rajouri/Kamla Nagar/Karol bagh. But CP , you know you
 don’t get parking space easily , yet you
 take your
             
 own vehicle


 ....................and then you say Apni Kanvense
 (conveyance) howe na ta badi Kanvinyance (convenience) hondi
 hai ji !!!!!



 ...................You've hit 120 kmph at Nelson
 Mandela Marg and waited for midnight to do it.

 .....................you have bribed a traffic policeman
 at-least once - every month.

 ................You know that a farmhouse has nothing to do
 with cattle or farming. It is luxurious hangout for whole
 night.



 .................You use "contacts" (jugad) for
 everything, from getting movie tickets to restaurant
 bookings to playschool admissions.

 ..............You have had Anda parantha outside Vikram
 hotel and Bun Omelet at Dhaula Kuan, Kulfi
 at Karol Bagh , Gol Gappe at India
 Gate, Dosa at Madras Hotel
 and

      
              Chaat at Chandini Chowk
 !!!!!

 ...................Metro rail is your Pride but you travel
 in your Car.



 ..................you call people from north east
 chinkis

 ................you think EVERY South Indian comes from
 ' Madras ' and is Madrasi.



 ...................You feel indicating which way you are
 going to turn your vehicle is an information security
 leak.



 ..................you are a good driver coz you are correct
 in your Guess of what the driver in the front vehicle will
 do.


 ..................the only time you went to the Chidiya Ghar
 (Zoo) was on a school picnic.

 ...................you expect around 10 FM STATIONS in
 every city! Woho.!

 DESPITE
 all the good and bad........the Delhiwallas still ADORE
 Delhi & they keep singing “Dilli hai Dil Walon ki.
 ....Oye Balle Balle !!!