Saturday, March 20, 2010

Funny and Deadly Phone Conversation :)

A TELEPHONE CONVERSATION...

Knott : Who's calling?

Watt : -Watt.

Knott : -What is your name, please?

Watt : -Watt's my name.

Knott : -That's what I asked you.

-What's your name?

Watt : -That's what I told you.

Watt's my name.

A long pause, and then from Watt,

Watt : -Is this James Brown?

Knott : -No, this is Knott.

Watt : -Please tell me your name.

Knott : -Will Knott.

Watt : -Why not?

Knott : -Huh? What do you mean why not?

Watt : -Yeah! Why won't you tell me your name?

Knott : -But I told you my name!

Watt : -Didn't you say you will not?

Knott : -Not not, knott, Will Knott!

Watt : -That's what I mean.

Knott : -So you know my name.

Watt : -Of course not!

Knott : -Good. So now, what is yours?

Watt : -Watt. Yours?

Knott : -Your name!

Watt : -Watt's my name.

Knott : -How the hell do I know? I am asking you!

Watt : -Look I have been very patient and I have told you my
name and you have not even told me yours yet.

Knott : -You have been patient, what about me? I have told you
my name so many times and it is you who have not told me yours yet.

Watt : -Of course not!

Knott : -See, you even know my name!

Watt : -Of course not!

Knott : -Then why do you keep saying of course Knott?

Watt : -Because I don't...

[Pause]

Knott : -What is your name?

Watt : -See, you know my name!

Knott : -Of course not!

Watt : -Then why do you keep asking Watt is your name?

Knott : -To find out your name!

Watt : -But you already know it!

Knott : -What?

Watt : -See, and you know mine!

Knott : -Of course not!

Knott : -Listen, listen, wait; if I asked you what your name
is, what will be your answer?

Watt : -Watt's my name.

Knott : -No, no, give me only one word.

Watt : -Watt

Knott : -Your name!

Watt : -Right!

(pause before it hits him]

Knott : -Oh, Wright!

Watt : -Yeah!

Knott : -So why didn't you say it before?

Watt : -I told you so many times!

Knott : -You never said Wright before

Watt : -Of course I did.

Knott : -Ok I won't argue any more.

-Do you know my name?

Watt : -I do not.

Knott : -Well, there you go, now we know each other's name.

Watt : -I do not!

Knott : -Good!

[pause before it hits him]

Watt : -Oh, Guud!

Knott : -Good.

Watt : -No wonder, it took me so long, is that Dutch?

Knott : -No, it's Knott!

Watt : -Oh, okay. At least the names are clear now Guud.

Knott : -Yes Wright.

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