Tuesday, January 5, 2010

How to Identify Citizens of India

Scenario 1


Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.


That's MUMBAI


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Scenario 2


Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on


their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.


You are definitely in PUNJAB !!!



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Scenario 3


Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.


The first two get together and beat him up.


That's DELHI


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Scenario 4


Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.


A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall. (Tea-Stall)


That's AHMEDABAD


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Scenario 5


Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes.


He writes a software program to stop the fight.


But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus in the program.


That's BANGALORE


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Scenario 6


Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.


A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense.. (Mother Hen)


Peace settles in...


That's CHENNAI


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Scenario 7


Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth


and they start arguing about who's right.


You are in KOLKATA


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Scenario 8


Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says,


"don't fight in front of my place, go sum where else and keep fighting".


That's KERALA !



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And the award goes to ......


Scenario 9


Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer.


All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as friends.


You are in GOA !!!______________

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