Funy Quotes

       Rape is Not a Crime?
       Its just a Surprise Sex?

       Medical Science Says:
       Tight Clothing Slows Blood Circulation?
       But the Truth is..
       Tighter The Woman's Clothing,
       Faster The Circulation Of MAN's Blood?

      

       In school canteen,

       there was a basket of apples with a written note:
       don?t tak more than 1, God is watching!?
       A little further there was a box of chocolates,
       a naughty child wrote:
       Take as many as u want. God is watching the apples?

       8 year son: Dad what's sex?
       Dad gets tensed but explained everything.
       Kid: But dad how do I write all that in this small box of admission
              form ?
       

       A depressed boy asked an old man:
       Is there anything worst than losing a girlfriend?
       He replied: Yes, Losing your confidence of getting another one.

       Virginity is
       Neither a Dignity,
       Nor a Security,
       Nor Even a Sign of Purity,
       Its just a....Lack of opportunity??
       Woman in bed with husband's best friend.
       phone rings,
       Woman: Yes?.. Ok,.. fine,. bye.
       Turns to her Lover and laughs;
       My husband saying he is playing golf with you.

       A criminal enter into bed room,
       tied up husband & wife,
       kissed wife's ear & went to bathroom.
       Husband told wife, satisfy him or he will kill us,
       be strong I LOVE U
       Wife said He didn't kiss me,
       He whispered in my ear that he Is GAY,
       needs Vaseline & I told him its in the bathroom.
       So b strong, I LOVE [....]

       A 5 year old boy,
       while taking bath
       and examining his testicles
      Asks: Mum, are these my brains??
       Not yet, she replied.