HIGHTECH GABBAR

Gabbar  ends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad  to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.

They reach Ramgad and started shouting:  "Abe O thakur! Kahan hai woh loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya".  

Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! Jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai."

Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya?"

Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai."

Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC  on one Water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop.  

Kaalia Starts Laughing and says: "Ha ha... thakur ne freshers KO liya hai, ye log Programming karenge?   In ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate."

Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain."  

Jay hits his keyboard, then says: "jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho Gaya."

AT GABBAR'S DEN...

Gabbar: "Kitne bugs the?"

Kaalia: "Do sarkaar."

Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake? Kya soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga?  Naya assignment dega ...aur increment bhi? Iski saza milegi... barobar milegi."

[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]. "Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?"

Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."

Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai."   [Logout - logout - logout].  "Haan ab theek hai... ab  tera kya  hoga"   Kaalia?"

Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."

Gabbar: "To ab documentation kar!    

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