2. The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building without difficulty.
3. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.
4. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.
5. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
6. When paying for a taxi, never look at your wallet as you take out a note - just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
7. Cars and trucks that crash will almost always burst into flames.
8. A single match stick will b sufficient 2 light up a room d size of a football stadium.
9. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at one.
10. Creepy music coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated.
11. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involved martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessor.
12. During a very emotional confrontation, instead of facing the person you are speaking to, it is customary to stand behind them and talk to their back.
13. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your room will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish. .
14 Many musical instruments - especially wind instruments and accordions - can be played without moving the fingers.
15 All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.
16 It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.
17. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
18. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
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