Wednesday, February 3, 2010

The Story of Conductor

Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers.One day a young girl, tried to board the bus, but he didn't stop the bus.
 Unfortunately the young girl came under the bus and died on
 the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station,who in
 turn took him to the court.
 The judge gave him capital punishment.
 He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in
 the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the
 room.
 The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was
 given
 to him. But to everyone's amazement,
 he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his
 profession.
 After a few months, this time, a middle aged woman tried to board the
 bus but the conductor didn't stop the bus.Unfortunately, the
 middle aged woman came under the bus and died on the spot.
 Again angry passengers took him to the police station, who in turn took
 him to the court. The judge took one look at the conductor and gave him
 capital punishment. The Bus conductor was taken to the same electrocution
 chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a
 single
 banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and
 high
 voltage current was given to him. This time also to everyone's
 amazement, he survived.
 A couple of months later,
 an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus. This time the Bus
 conductor, remembering his earlier experiences, stopped the bus.
 Unfortunately the
 elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his injuries. The conductor
 was then to the court, to the same judge.
 Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but considering his past record
 the judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment.
 The Bus conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber
 where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single
 banana
 peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high
 voltage
 current was given to him.
 This time he died instantly !!!!!!!!!!!
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 ..The question is why didn't he die on the first two occasions, but died
 instantly the third time??
 think hard
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 common ……………
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 tired ???….
 ok……… there is the Answer…………
 During the first two times,
 the conductor was a Bad Conductor,
 therefore electricity didn't pass through him.
 But during the third time, he was a good conductor ,
 so electricity passed through him freely and he died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Obviously you gotta revise your science chapter on
 Electricity ???
 OK, OK….Relax…..No violence please…courageous readers!

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