Helping hands!!! Really heart touching

 

Stars at Shilpa-Raj's reception

IIM Marketing Tips

 



IIM (इंडियन इंस्टीट्युट ऑफ़ मेनेजमेंट) के एक प्रोफेसर अपने छात्रों को कुछ मार्कटिंग के सिद्दांत बता रहा थे
१.आप किसी पार्टी में एक अति सुंदर लड़की को देखते हे .और आप सीधे उसके पास जाकर कहते हे " में बहुत धनवान हूँ मुझसे विवाह कर लो" -इस को कहते हे Direct Marketing

२.आप किसी पार्टी में अपने काफी सारे दोस्तों के साथ हे और आपको एक अति सुन्दर कन्या दिखाई देती हे आपका कोई दोस्त उसके पास जाकर आपकी तरफ इशारा करके कहता हे "वह बहुत धनवान हे उससे विवाह कर लो" -इसको कहते हे advertising

३.आपको किसी पार्टी में एक अति सुन्दर कन्या नजर आती हे .आप उसके पास जाते हे उसका फोन नम्बर लेते हे और अगले दिन उसको फोन करके कहते हे "में बहुत धनवान हूँ मुझसे विवाह कर लो " -इसको कहते हे Telemarketing

४.आप किसी पार्टी में हें और को एक अति सुंदर लड़की नजर आती हे आप खडे होकर अपनी टाई सीधी करते हें और उसके पास जाते हें उसको एक ड्रिंक ऑफर करते हें .उसके बाद उसकी कार का दरवाजा खोलकर उसका बेग भी कार में रखते हे .और उसको सवारी करने (ride) का प्रस्ताव देते हे और फिर कहते हें कि "में बहुत धनवान हूँ मुझसे विवाह कर लो" -इसको कहते हें Public Relation

५.आप किसी पार्टी में एक अति सुंदर कन्या को देखते हे .वह सीधी चलकर आपके पास आती हे और कहती हे " तुम बहुत धनवान ही क्या तुम मुझसे विवाह कर सकते हो?" -इसको कहते हे Brand Recognition

६.आप किसी पार्टी में एक आती सुंदर कन्या को देख कर उसके पास जाकर कहते हे " में बहुत धनवान हूँ मुझसे विवाह कर लो" और वह आपके गाल पर जोर से एक तमाचा जड़ देती हे -इसको कहते हे Customer Feedback

आप किसी पार्टी में एक अति सुंदर कन्या को देखते हे और आप उससे कहते हे कि " में बहुत धनवान हूँ मुझसे विवाह कर लो ". और वह अपने पति से आपका परिचय कराती हे -तो इसको कहते हे Demand and supply Gap

८.आप किसी पार्टी में एक अति सुंदर कन्या को देखते हे आप उसके पास जाते हे लेकिन इससे पहले कि आप कुछ कहे कोई अन्य व्यक्ति आता हे और कहता हे " में बहुत धनवान हूँ मुझसे विवाह कर लो " -इसको कहते हे competition

९.आप किसी पार्टी में एक अति सुंदर कन्या को देखते हे और जेसे ही आप उसके पास जाकर यह कहना चाहते हे " में बहुत धनवान हूँ मुझसे विवाह कर लो" आपकी पत्नी आ जाती हे -इसको कहते हे Restriction for entering new markets.

 

 

THE MISSING RIB

 

The Missing Rib

For all the guys out there, let's ponder & reflect about the message below, and for the ladies you can share this with your love ones...

A girl in love asked her boyfriend..

Girl (g): Tell me... who do you love most in this world?

Boy (b): You, of course!

(g): In your heart, what am I to you?

(b): The boy thought for a moment and looked intently in her eyes and said, "You are my rib. In the Bible, it was said that God saw that Adam was lonely, during his sleep; God took one of Adam's rib and created Eve. Every man has been searching for his missing rib, only when you Find the woman of your life; you'll no longer feel the lingering ache in your heart."

After their wedding, the couple had a sweet and happy life for a while. However, the youthful couple began to drift apart due to the busy schedule of life and the never-ending worries of daily problems....their life became mundane....

All the challenges posed by the harsh realities of life began to gnaw away their dreams and love for each other...

The couple began to have more quarrels and each quarrel became more heated..

One day, after the quarrel, the girl ran out of the house.... At the opposite side of the road, she shouted, "You don't love me!"

The boy hated her childishness and out of impulse, retorted, "Maybe, it was a mistake for us to be together! You were never my missing rib!"

Suddenly, she turned quiet and stood there for a long while.... He regretted what he said but words spoken are like thrown away water, You can never take it back. With tears, she went home to pack her things and Was determined in breaking-up.

Before she left the house, "If I'm really not your missing rib, please let me go..... She continued, "It is less painful this way... let us go on our separate ways and search for our own partners..."

Five years went by....

He never remarried but he had tried to find out about her life indirectly...... She had left the country and back.... She had married a foreigner and divorced..... He felt anguished that she never waited for him.

In the dark and lonely night, he lit his cigarette and felt the lingering ache in his heart. He couldn't bring himself to admit that He was missing her..

One day, they finally met..... At the airport, a place where there were many reunions and good-byes.... He was going away on a business trip.

She was standing there alone, with just the security door separating them. She smiled at him gently.

(b): How are you?

(g): I'm fine. How about you... Have you found your missing rib?

(b): No.

(g): I'll be flying to New York in the next flight.

(b): I'll be back in 2 weeks time. Give me a call when you are back...You know my number... Nothing has changed.

With a smile, she turned around and waved good-bye..

Good-bye.....

One week later, he heard of her death. She had perished in New York.

In the event that shocked the world..

Midnight..... Once again, he lit his cigarette..... And like before, he felt the lingering ache in his heart..... He finally knew, she was the missing rib that he had carelessly broken....

Sometimes, people say things out of moments of fury..... Most often than not, the outcome could be disastrous and detrimental....

We vent our frustrations 99% at our loved ones.... And even though we know that we ought to "think twice and act wisely", it's often easier said than done.

Things happen each day, many of which are beyond our control....

Let us treasure every moment and everyone in our lives....

Tomorrow may never come; give and accept what you have today.

"The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.

The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides."

LOVE can make you Happy,
But often times it hurts.
LOVE is only special when,
You give it to who is WORTH.

 
 

 

Pictures to Wonder

 

Nice poem on the last day of college (Really miss those days)

Ek baar sab kaam ek taraf karke padhna.
 
Nice poem on the last day of college
 
 
Raah dekhi thi is din ki kabse,
Aage ke sapne saja rakhe the naajane kab se.
Bade utavle the yahaan se jaane ko ,
Zindagi ka agla padaav paane ko .
 
Par naa jane kyon ..Dil mein aaj kuch aur aata hai,
Waqt ko rokne ka jee chahta hai.

Jin baton ko lekar rote the Aaj un par hansi aati hai ,
Na jaane kyon aaj un palon ki yaad bahut aati hai .

Kaha karte the ..Badi mushkil se char saal seh gaya,
Par aaj kyon lagta hai ki kuch peeche reh gaya.

Na bhoolne wali kuch yaadein reh gayi,
Yaadien jo ab jeene ka sahara ban gayi.
 
Meri taang ab kaun kheencha karega ,
Sirf mera sir khane kaun mera peecha karega.
Jahaan 2000 ka hisaab nahin wahaan 2 rupay ke liye kaun ladega,
 
Kaun raat bhar saath jag kar padega ,
KAUN MERI gaadi mujse pooche bina lejayega ,
Kaun mere naye naye naam banayega.
Mein ab bina matlab kis se ladoonga,
Bina topic ke kisse faalto baat karoonga ,
 
Kaun fail hone par dilasa dilayega,
Kaun galti se number aane par gaaliyaan sunayega .
 
Tapri mein Chai kis ke saath piyoonga ,
Wo haseen pal ab kis ke saath jiyoonga,
 
Aise dost kahaan milenge Jo khai mein bhi dhakka de aayein,
Par fir tumhein bachane khud bhi kood jayein.

Mere gaano se pareshaan kaun hoga ,
Kabhi muje kisi ladki se baat karte dekh hairaan kaun hoga ,
 
Kaun kahega saale tere joke pe hansi nahin aai ,
Kaun peeche se bula ke kahega..aage dekh bhai .

Movies mein kiske saath dekhhonga,
Kis ke saath boring lectures jheloonga ,

Bina dare sachi rai dene ki himmat kaun karega.

 
Achanak bin matlab ke kisi ko bhi dekh kar paglon ki tarah hansna,
Na jaane ye fir kab hoga .
 

Doston ke liye professor se kab lad payenge ,
Kya hum ye fir kar payenge,
 
Raat ko 2 baje poha khane station kaun jayega ,
Tez gaadi chalane ki shart kaun lagayega .
 
 
Kaun muje mere kabiliyat par bharosa dilayega,
Aur jyada hawa mein udne par zameen pe layege ,
 
Meri khushi mein sach mein khush kaun hoga ,
Mere gam mein muj se jyada dukhi kaun hoga...
 

KEH DO DOSTON YE DOBAARA KAB HOGA  ....?????