Excellent Conversation !!

 

 

 

"TANJOOBERRYMUTTS"...   By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS"...and be ready for China .   In order to continue getting-by in China , we need to learn English the way it is spoken.......................   Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS".   With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.   Now, here goes... The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and room-service today......   Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."   Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."   Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"   Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."   Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"   Guest: ".....What??"   Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?"   Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."   Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken ? Creepse?"   Guest: "Crisp will be fine."   Room Service: "Hokay. An sahn toes?"   Guest: "What?"   Room Service: "An toes. ulai sahn toes?"   Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."   RoomService: "No?  Udo wan sahn toes???"   Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan sahn toes' means."   RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Uoo don wan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we botter?"   Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...  Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."   RoomService: "We botter?"   Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."   RoomService: "Wad?!?"   Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."   RoomService: "Copy?"   Guest: "Excuse me?"   RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"   Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."   RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken , Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh and copy ... Rye ??"   Guest: "Whatever you say."   RoomService: "Tanjooberrymutts."   Guest: "You're welcome"     Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' ......and you do, don't you!  :-)  :-)