Meeting of sardards

 

Once there was a meeting of all the Sardarji freedom fighters. They were planning for free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point, "Oh.. we'll get Punjab from India but how would we develop it?" That was a difficult question indeed. Suddenly Banta Singh replied, "No problem! we'll attack USA, it would take over us and then we would be a state of USA and we'll automatically get developed."
All the surds became happy on this very simple solution but an old surd did not utter a single word. Someone asked him why he wasn't happy.
The surd replied, "OH! THAT'S ALRIGHT BUT...WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE TAKE OVER USA ?????"



Why does a sardar study in front of mirror?


Ans.

1) It saves revision time.

2) He likes combined studies.

3) Lastly he wants sum1  2 keep an eye on him.....







Sardar's dad died and he was crying
after a couple of minutes sardar cries Louder.

Friend :- What happened now?

Sardar :- My sister just call me. Her dad also died......








Postman :- Oye Pappe ! pata hai muje yeh packet deliver karne k liye 5 mile
chalna pada.

Sardarji :- Kyu? Aap Courier kar dete. ........






Ek sardar puri zindgi sochta raha, sochta raha
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....aur sochte sochte mar gaya ke agar meri sister ke 2 bhai hai to mere
kyu nhi...






Nasa ne 3 sardaro ko chand pe bheja, rocket uda magar adhe raste se vapas
aaya.
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Unko pucha gaya to bole... : Aaj amaswas hai chand to nhi hoga.......






If sardar want to dial 9449494494..

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...He will first dial ..... 94494
and then "REDIAL".....................




Waiter gives bill to Sardar ji.

Sardar: Take this card.

Waiter: But sir, this is Ration Card

Sardar:So what? You hv writen ALL CARD ACCEPTED.......




Sardar: mujhe phone pe dhamkiyan mil rhi hai

Police: kon de rha hai

sardar: Bsnl wale, bolte hai k agr bill na bhara to kaat denge......


Once a Sardar was roaming in d jungle
suddenly he saw a snak hanging on d tree
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sardar goes little closer 2 dat tree nearly d snak
And he said: " ese latak ne se height nhi badhti, mummy ko bolo COMPLAIN
pee laye.. "..




Sardar n Wife waiting 4 train
Itane me PUNJAB MAIL aayi,

Sardar bhag k train me chad gaya aur
wife se bola Jab PUNJAB FEMALE aaye to chad ja....



Chota Santa Singh Road pe Potty kar rahe tha..
Police ne usse pakkad liye.
Jab Usse le jane lage to wo bole .: "Oye Saboot to utha lo.... "




Sardar: Yeh kela(banana) kaisa diya?

Shopkeeper: 1Rs.

sardar: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?

S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.

Sardar:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de........




One day a Santaji talking with his friend....
Santa ji: We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or

we will not be able to communicate with my child.
Friend: Is it! Why?

Santaji: We have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6
months. ..




Santa: Parso meri biwi kuwe me gir gayi,
bahut chot lagi, bahut chilla rahi thi.
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Banta: Ab kaisi hai wo..?
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Santa: Ab theek hi hogi,
kal se kuwe se awaz nhi aa rahi hai..


                                                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           







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...arrey ab kya ek sardar chain se paani bhi naih pi sakta..ismein bhi
joke chahiye tumhe...
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jaan  lelo  bechare sardaron ki...

hahaha…. ;-)